cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal
the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’
I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS
Its the alpha
When Lions fight they try to look big and powerful to scare off the opponent.
When Lionesses fight, it’s to the death,
And I think that pretty much sums up the difference between males and females. One tries to big itself up, one won’t back down.
If I got proposed to like this, I’d say yes in a heartbeat holy shit.
Please. Someone. I’m serious. Propse to me.
why did you get rid of your ask box before?by Anonymous
Because I used to get so much hate from everyone. So what do you do when you get hate? TURN OFF YOUR ASK BOX! It’s your choice to receive abuse or not.